Black Suits & Dark Glasses

I went to a meeting with a client to help solve a problem one of his customers was having. Sitting in the reception area, I witnessed a wondrous spectacle. In struts a guy in a black suit wearing dark glasses and earwig. He looks around ominously and then talks into his sleeve. Next, the great man enters surrounded by a phalanx of black suits, dark glasses, and earwigs. This is Canada. Private bodyguards don’t exist here. They are just for show-offs who like to look important or for those tricked into hiring some feckless cannon fodder.

It turned out that this was the guy with the problem. My client realised that he was ineptly handling the symptoms rather than treating the disease. He had received threats. He had suffered vandalism to his home and car. He couldn’t in any way identify his persecutor. However, he was a senior executive of a company in an industry that sometimes attracts threats and acts of violence.

When the great man was asked how he had received the threat, he said that he received it on his unlisted cell phone, so it must be a serious threat perpetrated by dangerous people. I Googled the cell phone number. Lo and behold, there it was in a Kijiji ad for some stuff he was selling. The picture of the stuff included the front of his house and enough of his car to identify its make, model, and colour.

His name appeared on the title for his house along with that of his wife. Searching his name in social media sites, I was able to identify his children and wife. I found that his son went to hockey practice at the arena where his car was vandalised.

In half an hour I learned where he lived, his cell phone number, identified his family, where his children went to school, and learned his son’s hockey schedule. More importantly, the social media content related to his family members also identified him. This led me to conclude that it was possible that he was not the target. Of course, the wife and kids didn’t have bodyguards.

Each of his bodyguards was questioned regarding their training and experience. It wasn’t surprising to me that they were repurposed security guards with no training. The agency providing the bodyguards did not conduct any investigation nor did the client’s employer.

Without any idea who in the family was being targeted, new security arrangements were made. The house and office got uniformed security guards. The client and his wife got reliable security drivers. We put in place new security arrangements for the children. All social media content was expunged. I ensured that the police and telephone company became involved.

Further investigation produced a list of suspects. The police tied one of these to the vandalism of the client’s car. Police interrogation led to a confession. The offender turned out to be the teenage daughter’s jilted suitor who was also a player on a rival hockey team.